I challenge you to provide a CREATIVE (read: silly) explanation for some of the weirdly bizarre quirks of Final Fantasy, as a noble representative of the anime genre.
Examples: Seymour's and Nooj's hair, how _____'s costume stays on, where Auron puts his sword (AHEM, shush), Rinoa's ability to dangle from broken rockfaces for an hour or so, breathing (and singing!) on the airship hull without oxygen masks.
Please include spoiler warnings. :)