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FAIL.
2. Why did you leave me stuck on the next chapter of Love Her and Despair until I hit a psychological jam in doing my daily 5 hours of dissertation research, at which point you suddenly started pleading for me to embark on Epic Battle Sequence? This all-or-nothing has got to stop! How about 30 minutes of steady inspiration each night as I'm settling down to sleep? Is that toooo much to ask?