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Crack Pairing: Brainstorming Session

Survey alert!

What's the most bizarre Final Fantasy pairing you can think of?

I suddenly thought of Kimahri/Shelinda, continuing The Day Kimahri Finally Got Some Lovin' (6/6/06... so much for the antichrist...) And then there's Seyrikku, but we so won't go there.

What crack pair can you think of?

And maybe then someone will go, "AUGH! That's so awful I have to write it!" and we'll have more reasons to gouge our eyes out.

Or, more likely, someone else will say, "There's a whole community devoted to that (link)".


Apologies if this has been done before; I'm still fairly new to FF fandom.

 

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lassarina
Jun. 8th, 2006 01:41 am (UTC)
FF4: CidxRydia.
FF6: BanonxRelm (ick)
FF7: ReevexYuffie
FF8: SeiferxLibrary Girl
FF9: KujaxArtania
FF10/X-2: PainexShelinda
FFT: GafgarionxAeris
shahrizai
Jun. 8th, 2006 02:05 pm (UTC)
FF6: BanonxRelm (ick)

It will never, ever be as bad as the RelmxInterceptor. Never.

I also contribute:

FF5: crossdressing!Faris/that tree final boss
FF7: Jenova/Reeve
FF8: Ultimecia/Angelo
FF9: Anyone/Quina
FF10: Cid/Wakka/Brother
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owlmoose
Jun. 8th, 2006 01:52 am (UTC)
The Day Kimahri Finally Got Some Lovin'

:D

Best. Day. Ever!

Anyway. So parron has been threatening to write Paine/Leblanc. That might not be the *most* bizarre crack pairing ever but it's definitely up there. I suppose Paine/Logos or Paine/Ormi would be worse.

Once when I was really bored I generated a random pairing list for FFX/X-2. Some good crack in there. I should post it some day.
mneme_forgets
Jun. 8th, 2006 01:58 am (UTC)
I assume you mean FFX. Because I will mention that Rinoa/Angelo amuses the heck out of me, because I am disturbed and twisted but I don't think you will know what I mean.

So yeah, hypello/shoopuf. Hee hee hee.
auronlu
Jun. 8th, 2006 04:26 am (UTC)
I saw a Rinoa/Angelo/Quistis listed in ff_press a few weeks ago and clicked.

I will utterly take the fifth on what I expected that story was going to be about.

So anyway, no, I wasn't necessarily restricting it to X, I just only know 8 and X and the first disk's worth of 7 so I won't be able to grin and shake my head at some of the others quite so much.

Speaking of which, I'd say Selphie/Fuijin, except that I've seen it done well.

Come to think of it, Cid/Edea was crack in canon. Why... the... heck... did she have a washed-up Robin Williams for a husband?!
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saharasnow
Jun. 8th, 2006 02:06 am (UTC)
Tidus/Seymour
Tidus/Kimahri
Wakka/Shelinda (it might be kind of cute actually....)
Rikku/Kinoc

..... I think I can come up with more, but I guess its better I don't. I think my brain just exploded just thinking of them.
muggy_mountain
Jun. 8th, 2006 04:37 am (UTC)
Rikku/Kinoc? Oh YEVON. Haha.
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animecrush
Jun. 8th, 2006 02:55 am (UTC)
Humm

FF7: Aeris/Don Corneo, Jenova/Rude, Cloud/Scarlet, Tifa/Palmer, Red XIII/Vincent

FF10: Seymour/Shelinda, Seymour/Kimahri

Hum thats all I can come up with at the moment ^^ I'll be sure to think of some more though...
cendrillo
Jun. 8th, 2006 06:55 am (UTC)
Cloud/Scarlet is kinda hot.

omgtheirloveissoblond.

~Cendri
lynnxlady
Jun. 8th, 2006 04:01 am (UTC)
Heh... once I started to write Wakka/Shelinda (already listed!). Bizarre stuff I might actually be interested in seeing even if only for novelty value:

FFX - Yunalesca/Yuna, Yunalesca/Seymour (evil dead people should stick together?)

FFX-2 - Yuna/Nooj, Leblanc/Rikku

Most bizarre, period, whether or not I'd care to see it: Oh man. Kimahri/some human, although you already have the corner on the Kimahri smut market (and it was hot! The descriptions of the cat tongue & the overfull pain-pleasure of dealing with Ronso-sized parts...were really very hot. I'm not quite sure how I should feel about this). Tobli/Ormi, for FFX-2. In that order, Tobli on top, otherwise it would be a mess. (No, I can't entirely believe I just thought about that :P)
lassarina
Jun. 8th, 2006 03:55 pm (UTC)
SeymourxYunalesca? oh, with the HOT.
rustehroll
Jun. 8th, 2006 04:04 am (UTC)
*shudder* Sey/Rikku oh gods alive I must.
muggy_mountain
Jun. 8th, 2006 04:37 am (UTC)
I thought you were working on that?

I am eagerly awaiting, oh yes. :D
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muggy_mountain
Jun. 8th, 2006 04:39 am (UTC)
Mika/Rikku would be pretty strange.

And I read a Tidus/Jecht once.

auronlu
Jun. 8th, 2006 06:26 am (UTC)
cupcakemonster is a brilliant writer who can make the most incredible things work.

I just thought of another she might be able to pull off, and might even enjoy writing.

Gippal/Auron

*brain explodes*
pyrefly_sky
Jun. 8th, 2006 09:21 am (UTC)
My vote has to go for the ever so wrong either Rikku or Kimarhi with that old guy who wanders around (Maechen?!)

Or random character and Chocobo...

*is a pervert*
shahrizai
Jun. 8th, 2006 07:53 pm (UTC)
We all know Lucil loves her chocobo a mite too much.
sunsetsred
Jun. 8th, 2006 01:34 pm (UTC)
Uhhh... those are crack pairings? Well, some of them are, but for the most part a lot of those are... normal. Or at least, widely accepted.

Worst crack I read was RedXIII/Cid yaoi. OMFG.
auronlu
Jun. 8th, 2006 08:36 pm (UTC)
"Uh...those are crack pairings?"
I have a feeling that this quote is going to get more ironic as people keep adding replies up above.

I'm scared now. *points at animecrush somewhere back there* Somehow I could image poor naive Shelinda getting bowled over by Seymour when he was prowling to the fridge some night in the mood for a late-night snack.

And no, I'm not writing it. There are limits.



Or, we could just go for complete crossover crack and have a CidxCidxCidxCidxCid scene....
trekqueen
Jun. 8th, 2006 02:30 pm (UTC)
What about Jecht (as Sin) / Yuna. That could be quite frightening and creepy. ^_^
replica
Jun. 9th, 2006 03:09 am (UTC)
I wrote a Jecht/Shoopuf crack!fic once... Also attempted a Buddy/Barkeep but I never finished it. and it's not terribly cracky, but I've always wanted to read a Tidus/Isaaru fic xD I keep hoping that SOMEDAY someone will write one :D

I've also read Auron/Malboro. Oh my poor eyes D:
auronlu
Jun. 9th, 2006 04:01 am (UTC)
Dear gods. I'm morbidly curious now.


And Isaaru's such a nice feller (X; X-2 makes me wince), he deserves to be shipped more often. Even if my bafflemennt with excess boy-parts makes it hard for me to enjoy Yaoi.
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rayiroth
Nov. 22nd, 2010 07:05 am (UTC)
Red XIII/Aeris.

Crack because, that's what Hojo wanted. How the hell would that even work?
auronlu
Nov. 24th, 2010 04:56 am (UTC)
Unsurprisingly, someone has written it.
Surprisingly, someone wrote it VERY WELL. (Warning: not exactly consensual on either of their parts.)
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