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Some months ago, I posted a comment in capslock_ff that wasn't capslocked. You know what the penalty is? One must create a Sephiroth/Barret fic or fanart as penance! Small wonder that I disappeared from fandom for months. So, anyway, in light of recent discussions, it seemed like it was time to pay my penalty.

 

Brace yourselves.

WHAT:FANART/PHOTOMANIP
TITLE: "Let Me Be Your Angel"
FANDOM: FFVII AC

WHO: BARRET / SEPHIROTH
RATING: PG-13

Click thumbnail to make head explode:



Base: Gack! from here.
 

Comments

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dagas_isa
Jan. 30th, 2010 01:33 am (UTC)
I always knew Sephy had nice legs.
auronlu
Jan. 30th, 2010 01:39 am (UTC)
And that is one of my favorite icons EVAR.
dagas_isa
Jan. 30th, 2010 01:42 am (UTC)
lol thanks. ^^
lassarina
Jan. 30th, 2010 02:12 am (UTC)
THAT IS FUCKING BRILLIANT.

(Paladin's reaction: "Can...not...unsee!!!")
heavenscalyx
Jan. 30th, 2010 03:07 am (UTC)
OMG

Fucking brilliant. Disturbing, but brilliant.

(What's so NSFW about it? I was expecting dangly bits. This kind of cover used to get left on the bookswap shelves at MY workplace all the time...)
auronlu
Jan. 30th, 2010 04:12 am (UTC)
I nearly didn't put the warning, but I thought it might draw awkward questions in some workplaces.

Edited at 2010-01-30 04:13 am (UTC)
samuraiter
Jan. 30th, 2010 03:23 am (UTC)
Barret. Is the man. :-) And now everybody will know the truth!
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sissyhiyah
Jan. 30th, 2010 12:43 pm (UTC)
I just love Barrett's hair and all its magical...er, sweepiness.

You must continue these. First that smoking hot Quistis, and now some Barrett/Sephiroth lovin'. These would be great in some crack coffee table book. Now I have this image of Selphie as Die Hard Bruce Willis in my head. "Yippie ki yay motherfuc...oh my God! A caterpillar! Come here Wormy!"
auronlu
Jan. 31st, 2010 12:47 am (UTC)
Preliminary research seems to suggest that romance novel males have massive steroid-enhanced pectorals, skin much darker than their girlfriend's, and magical carpets of wavy hair.

Also, check out this page of romance novel cover spoofs. I especially recommend Lord of the Hissy Fit.

Alas, being culturally illiterate, I have not seen Die Hard. But we'll see if any more of these materialize.

Edited at 2010-01-31 12:48 am (UTC)
trekqueen
Jan. 30th, 2010 04:49 pm (UTC)
*dies*


*dies again*


that's classic. LOL
muggy_mountain
Jan. 31st, 2010 04:43 am (UTC)
LOL. This reminds me of my inferior yet similar attempt a few years back:

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auronlu
Jan. 31st, 2010 09:43 am (UTC)
*DIES*

*A LOT*

That's actually pretty good. BUT WTF
with the Egyptian hierogpyhs and pseudo-Egyptian dress?!
dreamer1789
Jan. 31st, 2010 02:21 pm (UTC)
omg, *rofl*, this is such a great job! XD
auronlu
Jan. 31st, 2010 04:29 pm (UTC)
I am glad I was able to amuse so many people. I really ought to keep going with these Shoops; they're fun!
ravenclaw_devi
Feb. 1st, 2010 01:12 am (UTC)
Ohemgee! So glad I wasn't drinking anything... XD
vieralynn
Feb. 4th, 2010 07:14 am (UTC)
Oh god. The title. THE TITLE!

I just saw this now and it has made my day. (Clearly, it's making Barret's day ^^)
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